Romans is a one-act comedy retelling of the founding myth of Rome written by Thomas Constantine Moore, set simultaneously in the Iron Age and a desolate wasteland following the collapse of modern civilization. Determined to start the Next Great Society, Romulus and Remus are thrown into conflict over their past and future legacy. The legendary twins battle for control over a nation that doesn't yet exist and vie for the affections of the wife of their most ferocious general...whose self-sovereign agenda ultimately throws all their best laid plans into chaos.
Western civilization is happening, whether you like it or not. So get in losers, we're going back to 753 BCE.